📜 NBN Gridiron Gazette: The August Scrimmage is Over

The Clock Strikes Midnight: Knights of Hedges Crowned Pre-Season Kings as the NCGC Plunges into Divisional War

August 31, 1973

The month of August has concluded, and the brutal, inter-divisional Pre-Season Scrimmage has separated the elite from the doomed. As we enter the high-stakes Regular Season, which starts Tuesday night on NBN Channel 6, the political landscape of Nocturnis City has been completely redefined.

The biggest story? The Knights of Hedges (Northern Division) stand alone as the undisputed 4-0 Pre-Season Kings, achieving their status by magically grounding the reigning champion Trollgods. Conversely, the Coastal Corsairs (Western Division), a perennial Wild Card threat, are in a stunning 0-4 crisis.

Here is the final divisional breakdown as the 16 teams ready for the battles that will determine the Hedges Bowl Turkey Bowl Playoff contenders:

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1. ⚔️ Northern Division: The King and His Court

The North is the clear power base of the league heading into September, with half the division finishing above .500.

Team	Final Pre-Season Record	Analysis
Knights of Hedges	4-0	The only undefeated team. Their defensive wizardry and the Hedge Wizard's strategic spells make them the top threat. They are the new team to beat.
Stone Goliaths	3-1	Reliable industrial muscle, second only to the Trollgods. A strong contender for the Division Champion title.
Azatar Tribe	2-2	The 1970 champion found its rhythm but couldn't escape the mid-pack. They are battle-tested and ready for war.
Shadowbourne Specters	2-2	Psychologically unnerving, the Specters quietly secured a .500 record, proving they are too elusive to ignore.

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2. 💸 Southern Division: Corporate Revenge Begins

Silas Blackwood Sr.'s campaign for political retribution is alive and well, but the rest of the division shows weakness.

Team	Final Pre-Season Record	Analysis
Blackwood Ravens	3-1	Silas’s flagship team is sharp and motivated. The only loss was to the reigning champion Trollgods, signaling this team is ready to dominate divisional play.
Moon Elf Nocturnis Team	2-2	The People's Team showed heart but lost momentum late, finishing at an even split. They must step up to challenge the Ravens.
Silverbacks	1-3	Financial cunning hasn't translated to Ws. The Silverbacks need drastic results immediately or face the shame of being "dune" by Thanksgiving.
Underworld Denizens	1-3	The Rat Syndicate's goons escaped 0-4, but they are clearly outmatched in the high-tier battles.

3. ⚙️ Eastern Division: The Champion’s Shadow

The reigning Hedges Bowl Champion remains a powerhouse, but the competition is fierce, and the Knights have shown they are vulnerable.

Team	Final Pre-Season Record	Analysis
Trollgods Grey Gargoyles	3-1	The reigning champion's only loss came via a magical trick. Their industrial defense is still terrifying, and they are the undisputed favorite to win the East.
Thronebrue Maulers	2-2	Consistent raw power and will, finishing at .500. A dark horse threat in the divisional tournament.
Ry'lah Renegades	2-2	The Lovecraftian chaos finally found two wins. The Renegades are unpredictable and capable of beating any team on a given night.
Templar Knights	1-3	Ancient discipline failed to counter the chaos of the NCGC. The Templars must find their footing quickly in the Regular Season.

4. 🌊 Western Division: Primal Power Rises

The West saw the biggest surprise in the league with the emergence of a new powerhouse, forcing a total collapse from the presumed favorite.

Team	Final Pre-Season Record	Analysis
Blood Bayou Beasts	3-1	The acquisition of Orkey Porkey and the Rugaroo/Sasquatch pack created an instant elite offense. They are the hottest story in the league and the new Western favorite.
Divine Wind	2-2	Lian Chen's disciplined team is a reliable .500 squad that will make a serious push for a Wild Card spot.
Salem Witchdoctors	1-3	Voodoo and dark magic were too inconsistent. They must rely on more than rituals to keep up with the new primal power in their division.
Coastal Corsairs	0-4	THE SHOCKER. The high-risk, high-reward approach resulted in four straight losses. This team is in a crisis and needs to save face immediately on Tuesday night.

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The August Scrimmage is over. The divisional war—where wins count toward the 4 Division Champion spots and overall W/L records determine who is dune by Thanksgiving—begins now!

Tune in Tuesday Night, September 4th on NBN Channel 6 as the Blackwood Ravens kick off the Regular Season against the Silverbacks!

NBN Gridiron Gazette: The August Scrimmage is Over

The Clock Strikes Midnight: Knights of Hedges Crowned Pre-Season Kings as the NCGC Plunges into Divisional War

August 31, 1973

The month of August has concluded, and the brutal, inter-divisional Pre-Season Scrimmage has separated the elite from the doomed. As we enter the high-stakes Regular Season, which starts Tuesday night on NBN Channel 6, the political landscape of Nocturnis City has been completely redefined.

The biggest story? The Knights of Hedges (Northern Division) stand alone as the undisputed 4-0 Pre-Season Kings, achieving their status by magically grounding the reigning champion Trollgods. Conversely, the Coastal Corsairs (Western Division), a perennial Wild Card threat, are in a stunning 0-4 crisis.

Here is the final divisional breakdown as the 16 teams ready for the battles that will determine the Hedges Bowl Turkey Bowl Playoff contenders:

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1. ⚔️ Northern Division: The King and His Court

The North is the clear power base of the league heading into September, with half the division finishing above .500.

Team	Final Pre-Season Record	Analysis
Knights of Hedges	4-0	The only undefeated team. Their defensive wizardry and the Hedge Wizard's strategic spells make them the top threat. They are the new team to beat.
Stone Goliaths	3-1	Reliable industrial muscle, second only to the Trollgods. A strong contender for the Division Champion title.
Azatar Tribe	2-2	The 1970 champion found its rhythm but couldn't escape the mid-pack. They are battle-tested and ready for war.
Shadowbourne Specters	2-2	Psychologically unnerving, the Specters quietly secured a .500 record, proving they are too elusive to ignore.

2. 💸 Southern Division: Corporate Revenge Begins

Silas Blackwood Sr.'s campaign for political retribution is alive and well, but the rest of the division shows weakness.

Team	Final Pre-Season Record	Analysis
Blackwood Ravens	3-1	Silas’s flagship team is sharp and motivated. The only loss was to the reigning champion Trollgods, signaling this team is ready to dominate divisional play.
Moon Elf Nocturnis Team	2-2	The People's Team showed heart but lost momentum late, finishing at an even split. They must step up to challenge the Ravens.
Silverbacks	1-3	Financial cunning hasn't translated to Ws. The Silverbacks need drastic results immediately or face the shame of being "dune" by Thanksgiving.
Underworld Denizens	1-3	The Rat Syndicate's goons escaped 0-4, but they are clearly outmatched in the high-tier battles.

3. ⚙️ Eastern Division: The Champion’s Shadow

The reigning Hedges Bowl Champion remains a powerhouse, but the competition is fierce, and the Knights have shown they are vulnerable.

Team	Final Pre-Season Record	Analysis
Trollgods Grey Gargoyles	3-1	The reigning champion's only loss came via a magical trick. Their industrial defense is still terrifying, and they are the undisputed favorite to win the East.
Thronebrue Maulers	2-2	Consistent raw power and will, finishing at .500. A dark horse threat in the divisional tournament.
Ry'lah Renegades	2-2	The Lovecraftian chaos finally found two wins. The Renegades are unpredictable and capable of beating any team on a given night.
Templar Knights	1-3	Ancient discipline failed to counter the chaos of the NCGC. The Templars must find their footing quickly in the Regular Season.

4. 🌊 Western Division: Primal Power Rises

The West saw the biggest surprise in the league with the emergence of a new powerhouse, forcing a total collapse from the presumed favorite.

Team	Final Pre-Season Record	Analysis
Blood Bayou Beasts	3-1	The acquisition of Orkey Porkey and the Rugaroo/Sasquatch pack created an instant elite offense. They are the hottest story in the league and the new Western favorite.
Divine Wind	2-2	Lian Chen's disciplined team is a reliable .500 squad that will make a serious push for a Wild Card spot.
Salem Witchdoctors	1-3	Voodoo and dark magic were too inconsistent. They must rely on more than rituals to keep up with the new primal power in their division.
Coastal Corsairs	0-4	THE SHOCKER. The high-risk, high-reward approach resulted in four straight losses. This team is in a crisis and needs to save face immediately on Tuesday night.

The August Scrimmage is over. The divisional war—where wins count toward the 4 Division Champion spots and overall W/L records determine who is dune by Thanksgiving—begins now!

Tune in Tuesday Night, September 4th on NBN Channel 6 as the Blackwood Ravens kick off the Regular Season against the Silverbacks!

SEE THE MATCH UPS BELOW!

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🗓️ 1973 NCGC Regular Season Week 1 Schedule

The political war and divisional grudge matches officially begin!

Day	Date	Game Slot	Matchup	Divisional / Narrative Significance
Tuesday	Sept. 4, 1973	Prime Time (7:00 PM)	Blackwood Ravens vs. Silverbacks	Southern Division Grudge Match. Silas Blackwood's Ravens begin their quest for Council retribution against the rival financial power. (Both 3-1 Pre-Season)
Friday	Sept. 7, 1973	Prime Time (7:00 PM)	Trollgods Grey Gargoyles vs. Thronebrue Maulers	Eastern Division Industrial War. The reigning champion Trollgods (3-1) immediately face their toughest divisional rival, the Maulers (2-2), who seek to prove their own raw power.
Sunday	Sept. 9, 1973	Afternoon (1:00 PM)	Knights of Hedges vs. Azatar Tribe	Northern Division Battle of Kings. The 4-0 Pre-Season King Knights face the 1970 Champion Azatar Tribe (2-2) in a pivotal early test.
Sunday	Sept. 9, 1973	Afternoon (1:00 PM)	Blood Bayou Beasts vs. Salem Witchdoctors	Western Division Primal Clash. Orkey Porkey and the Beasts (3-1) bring their overwhelming power against the Voodoo magic of the Witchdoctors (1-3).
Sunday	Sept. 9, 1973	Afternoon (1:00 PM)	Stone Goliaths vs. Shadowbourne Specters	Northern Division Industrial Mystery. The physical Goliaths (3-1) try to pin down the elusive Specters (2-2).
Sunday	Sept. 9, 1973	Late Afternoon (4:00 PM)	Divine Wind vs. Coastal Corsairs	Western Division Naval Battle. Lian Chen's disciplined Divine Wind (2-2) tries to hand the struggling Corsairs (0-4) another loss.
Sunday	Sept. 9, 1973	Late Afternoon (4:00 PM)	Moon Elf Nocturnis Team vs. Underworld Denizens	Southern Division City Soul. The People's Team (2-2) battles the gritty Rat Syndicate (1-3) in a fight for the heart of the city.
Sunday	Sept. 9, 1973	Late Afternoon (4:00 PM)	Templar Knights vs. Ry'lah Renegades	Eastern Division Order vs. Chaos. The struggling Templars (1-3) hope to assert order against the unpredictable Renegades (2-2).