Thursday, April 3, 2025

 

Morning Coffee and Cosmic Revelations: Rewriting the Urland Universe from My Front Porch - Now with Elder Space Gods and the Vibrant Leo Sector!

Good morning, cosmic adventurers! It's that peaceful time of day here on my front porch in Shreveport, Louisiana. The air is just starting to warm up on this Thursday, April 3rd, 2025, the birds are chirping their greetings, and I've got a steaming mug of coffee in hand. Even better, I'm sharing this quiet moment with my favorite Uncle Bill, and my good buddies Mike and Robert, who live just a few doors down in the apartment complex. Our morning coffee chats are legendary, often veering into the realms of the bizarre and the fantastic.

This morning, fueled by caffeine and good company, my mind has been buzzing with ideas for my fictional universe, the Urland Universe. I've been feeling a strong pull to revisit its origins, to really solidify the bedrock upon which all those wild adventures of Captain Hedges across time and space are built. And what better place to start than the constellation that has always held a certain mystique: Leo.



So, Uncle Bill, Mike, Robert – while we sip this delicious brew, allow me to unveil my latest vision: the Leo Sector, the cradle of the Urland Universe, now under the silent, ancient rule of beings I'm calling the Elder Space Gods.

Forget accidental discoveries for Captain Hedges. His journey into the cosmos begins right here, in the Leo Sector, a region subtly shaped and seeded by these enigmatic entities.

The Leo Sector: Genesis Under the Elders



Imagine the Leo Constellation not just as a collection of distant stars, but as the initial playground – and perhaps the first grand experiment – of the Elders. These aren't your typical deities with thunderbolts and dramatic pronouncements. The Elders are an alien species, or perhaps something far older and stranger, who traverse the vast gulfs between stars at sub-light speeds. Think immense, two-meter ovoids with seven limbs, capable of journeys spanning centuries without breaking a sweat. Their origins are lost to time, and their motivations remain shrouded in mystery, especially their apparent lack of Jump technology despite a million-year history.

But their influence? Oh, it's undeniable.

Within the Leo Sector, the planets orbiting its brilliant stars bear the silent testament to the Elders' touch:



  1. Regulus Prime: Circling the blazing heart of the Lion (Alpha Leonis), this vibrant, hot, potentially volcanic world might hold the remnants of early Elder observation posts or even failed attempts at manipulating the raw forces of nature. Perhaps it holds echoes of the Cretaceous life they once sampled from a distant blue planet… Earth.

  2. Algieba Secundus: Orbiting the binary star system Algieba (Gamma Leonis), this system cradles two worlds touched by the Elders:

    • Algieba-A Minor: A tidally locked, icy world with potential for preserved Elder experiments or the ghostly ruins of an initial, abandoned seeding project.
    • Algieba-B Terra: A temperate, Earth-like world populated by descendants of humans (or another species entirely) transplanted by the Elders eons ago. Their myths and legends whisper of silent, god-like beings who brought them to the stars.
  3. Denebola Tertius: Orbiting Denebola (Beta Leonis), this gas giant’s swirling atmosphere hides secrets, and its moons could harbor the results of the Elders' more… monstrous experiments. Imagine a jungle moon teeming with creatures bearing the hallmarks of Earth's ancient animal-headed gods, or a frozen moon where bizarre, bio-engineered life ekes out an existence.

  4. Zosma Quarta: Orbiting Zosma (Delta Leonis), this desert world is littered with the crumbling architecture of an ancient civilization – perhaps one guided and then abandoned by the Elders. Their ruins might contain fragments of the Elders' non-Jump technology, offering tantalizing clues to their capabilities.

  5. Adhafera Quinta: Orbiting Adhafera (Zeta Leonis), and shrouded in a dense, impenetrable atmosphere, this world could be a living laboratory, where the Elders unleashed unique biological processes, resulting in strange airborne life or a hidden, genetically modified society.

  6. Chort Sextus: Orbiting Chort (Theta Leonis), this smaller, rocky planet with erratic magnetic fields might be a residual effect of ancient Elder technology, a forgotten defense mechanism, or even a deliberate attempt to contain something dangerous they left behind.

  7. (Potentially) Wolf 359 Minor: Even this nearby red dwarf system could hold a more recent (in Elder timescales) transplantation, a frontier world where the inhabitants still feel the faint echoes of their silent benefactors.

  8. Tygress: Orbiting a currently unnamed star within the Leo Sector, this is the new homeworld of the fierce Tygerians. This planet would be adapted to their feline physiology, perhaps with dense jungles, vast savannas, or mountainous regions. Its history is intertwined with their creation or transplantation by the Elders, possibly as a formidable warrior race or for other unknown purposes.

  9. Leonie:


    Orbiting another currently unnamed star within the Leo Sector, this is the radiant home of the Celestial Lion-men. Envision this world as an ethereal planet, befitting their angelic nature. It might have unique atmospheric phenomena, crystalline structures, or landscapes that inspire a sense of the divine. Their entire civilization is dedicated to serving the Elder Space Gods, particularly Shamash Osgood, acting as his divine messengers and holy warriors.

  10. Panthera: 


    Orbiting yet another currently unnamed star within the Leo Sector, this is a vibrant and diverse world, a melting pot of civilizations. This suggests a history of multiple Elder interventions, migrations, or perhaps even deliberate mixing of transplanted species. The three distinct creation myths of Panthera, which I'll be sharing in future posts, will undoubtedly reflect this complex and varied history, each tied to different groups and their unique understanding of the Elders or other cosmic forces.

Beyond the Leo Sector: The Elder Confederation and the Seeds of Monsters



Captain Hedges' initial explorations within the Leo Sector will unravel the early threads of the Elders' grand design. He will encounter civilizations shaped by their intervention, discover artifacts hinting at their vast history, and begin to understand the true scale of their influence.

As his adventures take him beyond the Leo Sector, he will find other worlds bearing the unmistakable stamp of the Elders. He'll encounter diverse species, some flourishing, others struggling, all potentially descendants of the Elders' cosmic gardening. The animal-headed gods of ancient Egypt, the Pantherians, Tygerians, and Loeoni of Africa, the Lizard Men, Serpent Men, and Nagas – these weren't random occurrences. They were all part of the Elders' grand, often inscrutable, plan. Even the Atlanteans, with their own experiments in bioengineering, and their creations like the Basti, were likely working within a framework unknowingly established by these primeval powers.



The New Urland Universe, as I'm now envisioning it, is a tapestry woven with the threads of the Elders' interventions. Their sub-light journeys connected disparate star systems over unimaginable timescales, leaving behind a legacy of transplanted life, bizarre creatures, and civilizations grappling with the knowledge – or lack thereof – of their ancient creators.

Whispers from the Void: The Elder Space Gods Themselves

But the original Elders, the sub-light traveling ovoid's, are not the only ancient powers at play. Looming behind the scenes, shaping the very fabric of reality, are the Elder Space Gods:

First, we have Azathoth, the Blind Idiot God. The Nuclear Chaos, the Daemon Sultan – these are but whispers of its true nature.



 Azathoth isn't worshipped so much as...acknowledged. It is the primordial source, the chaotic heart of creation, an entity whose very being is antithetical to order. Its manifestations are subtle shifts in reality, the inspiration for maddening genius, and, in rare, catastrophic moments, glimpses into the formless abyss from whence all things sprang. To truly understand Azathoth is to flirt with utter insanity.

Then there is Azdan, "The Last Candle, the Final Cloak." 



This entity is the cosmic unification of death, a force working against the very principles of Creation. Azdan seeks not just the end of mortal life, but the cessation of all existence, a return to the cold, dead void. Its subtle touch brings despair and the fading of stars, while its direct influence can manifest as expanding nothingness that consumes all. The cults of Azdan are terrifying in their nihilistic devotion.

But not all cosmic power is bent on destruction. We also have Shamash Osgood, "The Lion of Divine Good, the Watcher of the Ways." 



Bearing a surname that echoes his divine nature, Shamash Osgood embodies cosmic law, protection, and justice on a stellar scale. His billion eyes gaze from every sun, observing the miracle of life and subtly guiding the forces of order. His inquisitors patrol the outer realms, striving to prevent exploitation and uphold a sense of divine law in a chaotic universe. The Celestial Leonen (Lion-Men), of Leonie serve as his direct agents.


And finally, we have the enigmatic duo: Chonos the Chronomancer and his consort Anikia, the Hierophant Aspect. Chonos is the master of time, fate, and prophecy, weaving the destinies of countless realities. Anikia guards the Cosmic Archive, the repository of all possibilities and the interpreter of destiny. Their allies, the ethereal Either Dragons, manipulate the very multiverse portals that Captain Hedges' ship so often misuses. Together, they represent the intricate dance of time and the vast potential of the multiverse.



These are the powers that shape the cosmos our adventurer's traverse. They are not always directly encountered, but their influence is a constant undercurrent, explaining the strange phenomena, the dedicated cults, and the inexplicable events that Captain Hedges and his crew face. The original, sub-light traveling "Elders" might even be unwitting instruments or early creations of these greater Elder Space Gods.

As you journey alongside Captain Hedges, remember these names, these concepts. For in the grand tapestry of time and space, these Elder Space Gods are the threads that weave the most profound and often most terrifying patterns. Their whispers echo in the void, and their influence shapes the very nature of reality, starting right here in the vibrant and diverse Leo Sector. Dare to ponder their existence but be warned: the cosmos holds secrets that can shatter the mortal mind.

Now, if you'll excuse me, the coffee is getting cold, and the cosmos is calling… I have an entire new universe to rewrite, one porch-side revelation at a time! Uncle Bill, Mike, Robert, thanks for sharing this cosmic brainstorming session with me. Stay tuned, everyone, for more tales from the unpredictable adventures of Captain Hedges, where the consequences of brushing against such cosmic powers are never far behind – and I'll be sure to share the new Pantherian creation myths soon! As well as the new art of the USS URLAND UNIVERSE SPACE TIME SHIP! HAVE A GOOD DAY EVERYONE!

HERES A SNEAK PEAK 





YOURS FOR NOW CAPTAIN HEDGES

Tuesday, April 1, 2025

 Greetings, Masters of Mischief and Lore Lovers!

Welcome to the culmination of our Zimralan adventure, the day we've all been anticipating: "Vibhrama Divas" (विभ্রম দিবস), the Tygerian Day of Shifting Illusions! After Chester the Jester's elaborate preparations on the eve of this festive occasion, the stage is set for a day of playful chaos and unexpected laughter. Let's dive into the heart of the festivities and witness the gristlegim dwarf's unique brand of Troll-world trickery unleashed upon the Tyger King's court.



The Dawn of Delusion: Vibhrama Divas Begins



As the first rays of Zimrala's twin suns illuminated the royal castle, the day of "Vibhrama Divas" (विभ্রম দিবস) began with a symphony of squeaks and giggles. The Tyger King, having been forewarned by Chester's enthusiastic preparations, entered the royal dining hall to find his breakfast transformed. The normally sumptuous feast had been replaced with a collection of bubbling, color-changing concoctions, each emitting a distinct aroma of Troll-world spices and questionable fungi.

"A taste of 'Surprise Stew,' your Majesty!" Chester declared, beaming with mischievous pride. "Each bite is a new adventure for the palate!"

The King, with a cautious sip, found the stew to be… surprisingly palatable, if a little unpredictable. The courtiers, however, were less adventurous, opting for the safer (though still slightly bizarre) fruit platters.

Illusions and Laughter: The Day's Festivities

Throughout the day, Chester's illusions and pranks unfolded like a well-orchestrated (if slightly chaotic) performance. "Maya-dhuli" (মায়া-ধূলি) shimmered in the air, causing objects to appear and disappear, leading to moments of comical confusion. The royal guards found themselves chasing after "invisible" squirrels, while the advisors struggled to maintain their composure as their documents spontaneously transformed into singing frogs.

The "Ananda-smriti pana" (আনন্দ-স্মৃতি পান) flowed freely, inducing bouts of contagious laughter that echoed through the castle halls. Even the most stoic courtiers found themselves succumbing to the giggling fits, their faces flushed with uncharacteristic mirth.

Outside, the courtyard was transformed into a vibrant playground. "Ranga-jal" (রঙ-জল) splashed through the air, painting the courtiers in a kaleidoscope of hues. Chester, wielding a Troll-world water pistol that fired streams of sparkling, rainbow-colored liquid, led the charge, his laughter echoing through the joyous chaos.

The Tyger King's Revelry: A Moment of Lightheartedness



The Tyger King, initially observing the festivities with a bemused expression, eventually succumbed to the infectious energy. He found himself laughing alongside his courtiers, his normally stern demeanor softened by the day's playful spirit. He even joined in the water fights, wielding a bucket of "Ranga-jal" (রঙ-জল) with surprising enthusiasm.

Chester, watching the King's genuine enjoyment, beamed with pride. His "Gloomroot Giggles," blended with the Tygerian traditions, had brought a day of much needed joy to the court.

The Legacy of Vibhrama Divas: A Day to Remember

As the suns began to set, casting long, colorful shadows across the courtyard, the festivities began to wind down. The courtiers, exhausted but exhilarated, gathered to share stories of the day's pranks and laughter.

"Vibhrama Divas" (विभ্রম দিবস), under Chester's influence, had become more than just a day of pranks. It was a day of communal joy, a reminder that even in the most serious of settings, laughter and playful deception could bring a welcome dose of levity.

The End of a Beginning: A New Tradition



Chester the Jester, the gristlegim dwarf from Troll world, had left his mark on Zimrala. He had not only brought laughter to the Tyger King's court but had also helped to shape a new tradition, a day dedicated to the joy of shifting illusions and the power of playful pranks.

Until Next Time, Fellow Gamers and Readers!

As we conclude our initial exploration of Chester the Jester's adventures on Zimrala, we hope you've enjoyed the journey into this fantastical world. May your own days be filled with laughter and good-natured mischief. And may you always remember the valuable lesson Chester has taught us: that even the most unexpected of individuals can bring joy, wisdom, and a healthy dose of Troll-world absurdity to our lives. Stay tuned for more tales from Zimrala, for the adventures of Chester the Jester have only just begun!

Monday, March 31, 2025

Blog Post 4: Vibhrama Divas Eve: Chester the Jester's Preparations for Shifting Illusions (Countdown to April Fools!)


Greetings, Fellow Pranksters, Monsters, Sages, and Lore Enthusiasts!

As we approach the eve of April Fool's Day, and continue our countdown to the day of playful pranks and lighthearted trickery, we find ourselves delving once more into the fantastical realm of Zimrala. This is part four of our ongoing series, and today, we witness Chester the Jester's unique preparations for "Vibhrama Divas" (विभ्रम দিবস), the Tygerian Day of Shifting Illusions. Get ready to witness the blending of Troll-world chaos and Tygerian tradition as we explore the eve of this Zimralan celebration

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The Anticipation of Vibhrama: Zimrala Prepares for Shifting Illusions

While Zimrala has long held traditions of playful trickery, it was Chester the Jester who truly popularized "Vibhrama Divas" (विभ्रम দিবস) in the Tyger King's court. His arrival brought with it a certain… unpredictability and a penchant for pranks that seamlessly blended with the existing Tygerian spirit of harmless deception. Now, as the final day of the third month approached, Chester's energy reached a fever pitch, signaling the imminent arrival of the Day of Shifting Illusions.

"Tomorrow, oh glorious Tyger King!" he exclaimed, his eyes gleaming with mischievous anticipation. "Tomorrow, we celebrate 'Vibhrama Divas' (विभ्रम দিবস) – a time for the grandest of illusions and the most gloriously absurd of jests! An Eve of Anticipation if you will!"

The Tyger King, having grown accustomed to Chester's eccentricities, simply raised an eyebrow and braced himself for the inevitable wave of playful chaos that the following day would bring.

The Eve of Anticipation: Chester's Preparations for Shifting Illusions

Chester, understanding the importance of proper preparation for a day of shifting illusions, began his work. He began by subtly replacing the royal tapestries with crudely drawn caricatures of the court members, each depicted in increasingly ridiculous situations involving "Maya-dhuli" (মায়া-ধূলি) and other illusionary effects. He then strategically placed squeaky Troll-world toys throughout the castle, knowing the sudden, unexpected noises would disrupt any serious conversations.

He spent the evening brewing batches of "Ananda-smriti pana" (আনন্দ-স্মৃতি পান), a harmless concoction that induced fits of uncontrollable laughter, and preparing containers of "Ranga-jal" (রঙ-জল), the vibrant colored waters used for playful splashing and temporary staining. He whispered to various servants, hinting at the delightful chaos to come, and ensuring they were ready to participate in the day’s pranks.

The Tyger King's Quiet Amusement and Cultural Observation

While some members of the court were initially bewildered (and perhaps slightly annoyed) by Chester's frantic preparations, the Tyger King found himself quietly amused. He recognized the underlying spirit of playful fun and the lack of malice in Chester's intent. He was also fascinated to see how Chester's Troll World pranks, were blending with the traditional Tygerian festivities. He had also learned some of the old stories, of the trickster spirits, and the funny events of the past, that were often told during this time.

By the end of the day, even the most resistant courtiers found themselves caught up in the anticipation of the next day's events. Chester's preparations had brought a much-needed dose of levity to the court, reminding everyone that even in the most serious of settings, there was always room for a good laugh, and the sharing of old stories.

A Night of Anticipation: The Eve Before Vibhrama Divas

Chester the Jester's Eve of preparation for "Vibhrama Divas" (विभ্রম দিবস) became a legendary event, a testament to the gristlegim dwarf's unique brand of humor and his ability to blend Troll-world traditions with the existing Tygerian culture. It was a reminder that laughter was a universal language, capable of bridging cultural divides and bringing people together.

The End of a Beginning (and the Beginning of Vibhrama Divas)

And so, our initial exploration of Chester the Jester's adventures on Zimrala continues into the following day. We've witnessed his chaotic arrival, his unlikely appointment as royal fool, and his surprising ability to bring both laughter and cultural exchange to the Tyger King's court. As we anticipate the events of "Vibhrama Divas" (विभ্রম দিবস), we can't help but wonder what further adventures await our peculiar protagonist.

Until Next Time, Fellow Gamers and Readers!

May your own days be filled with laughter and good-natured pranks. And may you always remember the valuable lesson Chester the Jester has taught us: that even the most unexpected of individuals can bring joy, wisdom, and a healthy dose of Troll-world absurdity to our lives. Stay tuned for the final part of this series, for the adventures of Chester the Jester on "Vibhrama Divas" (विभ্রম দিবস) have only just begun!

Yours Captain Hedges

 

The Rhythms of Zimrala: A Year in the Tygerian Isles - Four Years in the Making!

Welcome, travelers and lore enthusiasts! For the past four years and through countless hours of dedicated research and writing, I have poured my heart into crafting the definitive calendar of the Tygerian Isles. It is with immense pleasure that I finally present to you this intricate system, as complete and detailed as I can possibly make it!

More than just a way to mark the passage of time, the Tygerian year is a tapestry woven with threads of their distinct culture, their reliance on alliances, their renowned skill as mercenaries, and the veneration of their powerful deities. Based off of real-world calendar structures but thoroughly reflavored for the unique setting of the Tygerian Isles, this calendar includes the days of the week, the months of the year, and a rich array of festivals and holidays that shape life in this fascinating realm. Join us as we explore the twelve months and numerous celebrations that define the rhythms of Zimrala!




The Seven Days of the Week:

The Tygerian week follows a seven-day cycle, each day dedicated to one of their primary deities:

  1. Aethor - Pratham Divas (এথর - প্রথম দিবস): Day of Dawn and New Beginnings (Monday), dedicated to Aethor.
  2. Thoren - Garjana Divas (থোরেন - গর্জন দিবস): Day of Thunder and Storms (Tuesday), dedicated to Thoren.
  3. Kalindra - Gyan o Maya Divas (কালিন্দ্র - জ্ঞান ও মায়া দিবস): Day of Wisdom and Magic (Wednesday), dedicated to Kalindra.
  4. Nyxoria - Ratri o Rahasya Divas (নিক্সোরিয়া - রাত্রি ও রহস্য দিবস): Day of Night and Mysteries (Thursday), dedicated to Nyxoria.
  5. Valthor - Shikara o Urvarata Divas (ভ্যালথর - শিকার ও উর্বরতা দিবস): Day of the Hunt and Fertility (Friday), dedicated to Valthor.
  6. Thorvos - Prithvi o Shasya Divas (থর্vos - পৃথিবী ও শস্য দিবস): Day of the Earth and Harvest (Saturday), dedicated to Thorvos. This is the bustling Market Day.
  7. Lythari - Chandra o Bishram Divas (লিথারি - চন্দ্র ও বিশ্রাম দিবস): Day of the Moon and Rest (Sunday), dedicated to Lythari.

The Twelve Months and Their Celebrations:

The Tygerian year unfolds across twelve distinct months, each with its own character and significant events:

  1. Vasanta Aethon (বসন্ত এথন) - Month of Spring's Awakening (March)

    • This month, named for Aethor, marks the beginning of the Tygerian year with the Spring Equinox, a time of renewal and strategic planning.
    • Holi-Ember Day (Basanta Agni Utsav) (বসন্ত অগ্নি উৎসব) - 17th - 20th of Vasanta Aethon. A vibrant celebration of spring's arrival and the triumph of good over evil, featuring colorful processions, feasting, bonfires, and the joyful sharing of colored powders and sweets.
  2. Madhava Therion (মাধব থেরিয়ন) - Month of Sweetness and Bloom (April)

    • Named for its pleasant weather, this month often sees the start of military campaigns and deployments.
    • Vibhrama Divas (বিभ্রম দিবস) - The Day of Shifting Illusions - 1st of Madhava Therion. A lighthearted day of playful pranks and illusions inspired by Chester the Jester, offering a moment of levity.
    • Therion's Thunder Festival (Therion Garjana Utsav) (থেরিয়ন গর্জন উৎসব) - 10th - 15th of Madhava Therion. A powerful festival honoring Thoren, the god of thunder, with rituals, storm-invoking music and dance, and communal feasting, including prayers for strength and protection during travels.
  3. Jyaistha Kalidor (জ্যৈষ্ঠ কালিডর) - Elder Star/Brightest Fortunes (May)

    • A period for strategic planning and strengthening diplomatic ties with allies.
    • Kalidor's Bloom Festival (Kalidor Pushpa Utsav) (কালিডর পুষ্প উৎসব) - 1st - 5th of Jyaistha Kalidor. A celebration of the flourishing of life and the beauty of the land, with symbolic appreciation for allied resources.
    • Pushpa Prathamik Divas (পুষ্প প্রাথমিক দিবস) - First Flower Day - 1st of Jyaistha Kalidor. An informal and joyful welcoming of spring's full bloom, marked by floral decorations and community goodwill.
  4. Ashadha Nyxoria (আষাঢ় নিক্সোরিয়া) - Gathering Clouds/Mystic Darkness (June)

    • Named for Nyxoria, this month emphasizes the strategic importance of the unseen.
    • Midsummer Knights' Dreams (Madhyagreeshma Swapna Utsav) (মধ্যগ্রীষ্ম স্বপ্ন উৎসব) - 20th - 23rd of Ashadha Nyxoria. A mystical time when the veil between worlds thins, potentially used for seeking strategic insights and honoring the unknown.
  5. Shravana Elyria (শ্রাবণ এলিরিয়া) - Flowing Waters/Ethereal Beauty (July)

    • Often a time of intense activity, including potential military campaigns.
    • Elyria's Ember Festival (Elyria Agni Utsav) (এলিরিয়া অগ্নি উৎসব) - 15th - 20th of Shravana Elyria. A festival celebrating strength and resilience during demanding times, with symbolic connections to fire and heat.
  6. Bhadra Valthrun (ভাদ্র ভ্যালথ্রান) - Fullness and Harvest's Promise (August)

    • Named in anticipation of the rewards of their service and the harvests of their allies.
    • Vijaya Utsav (বিজয় উৎসব) - Victory Celebrations (variable timing). Held after significant military successes, featuring parades, heroic storytelling, and recognition of valor.
  7. Ashwina Thorvos (আশ্বিন থোরvos) - Horse Lords/Autumn's Descent (September)

    • A key period for returning from campaigns and engaging in trade.
    • Vyapar Mela (व्यापार मेला) - Trade Festival (seasonal, variable timing). Larger gatherings with allied races to exchange goods, strengthen bonds, and share cultural traditions.
    • Thorvos' Thunder Festival (Thorvos Garjana Utsav) (থর্vos গর্জন উৎসব) - 10th - 15th of Ashwina Thorvos. Honors Thoren as autumn storms arrive, with continued prayers for strength and protection.
  8. Kartika Arkeia (কার্তিক আরকিয়া) - Lights and Ancestral Remembrance (October)

    • A time for reflection, honoring ancestors, and preparing for the darker months.
    • Arkeia's Awakening Festival (Arkeia Jagaran Utsav) (আরকিয়া জাগরণ উৎসব) - 1st - 5th of Kartika Arkeia. Honors the earth and serves as a time to remember ancestors and the cycles of life.
    • Rakshasa Agaman Ratri (রাক্ষস আগমন রাত্রি) - Night of the Demon's Arrival - 31st of Kartika Arkeia. A night of fearful anticipation of the demon Kalaratri, reinforcing the Tygerians' role as protectors, marked by protective rituals and spooky tales.
    • Pumpkin Raja Udaya Utsav (পামকিন রাজা উদয় উৎসব) - Rise of the Pumpkin King Festival - 31st of Kartika Arkeia. A unique Zimralan tradition coinciding with the demon night, featuring carved pumpkins and stories of the Malevolent Pumpkin King.
  9. Agrahayana Khyronia (অগ্রহায়ণ খাইরোনিয়া) - First Harvest/Frost's Whisper (November)

    • Linked to Waghoba, a time for testing strength and honoring protectors.
    • Shaheed Smriti Divas (শহীদ স্মৃতি দিবস) - Day of the Fallen - 11th of Agrahayana Khyronia. A solemn day to honor Tygerian mercenaries and protectors who have fallen in service, with memorial ceremonies and reflection.
    • The Great Turkey Hunt (Maha Kukkuṭa Shikara) (মহা কুক্কুট শিকার) - 5th - 25th of Agrahayana Khyronia. The crucial coming-of-age ritual for aspiring hunters and warriors, demonstrating their skills and courage.
    • The Feast of Waghoba (Waghoba Bhoj) (বাঘোবা ভোজ) - 25th of Agrahayana Khyronia. The most important festival, celebrating martial prowess, courage, and the protective spirit of the Tygerian people, often including formal recognition of service and renewal of oaths.
  10. Pausha Lythari (পৌষ লিথারি) - Gathering and Winter's Embrace (December)

    • Dedicated to Lythari, a time for rest, planning, and community.
    • Wintermas: The Festival of Lights (Sheetkale Jyoti Utsav) (শীতকালে জ্যোতি উৎসব) - 20th - 31st of Pausha Lythari. Marks the winter solstice with light and community gatherings, symbolizing hope and resilience.
    • Yule Log Burning (Yule Kashta Dahan) (Yule কাষ্ঠ দহন) - 21st of Pausha Lythari. Celebrates the return of longer days and the triumph of light over darkness.
    • Starlight Celebration (Tara Utsav) (তারা উৎসব) - 31st of Pausha Lythari. Honors the stars and the celestial realm with stargazing and contemplation.
    • Divas Nirbachaner (দিবস নির্বাচনের) - Day of Choosing (occurs within this month). Young Tygerians choose their specialized professions.
    • Shapath Grahan Samaroh (শপথ গ্রহণ समारोह) - Oaths and Pledges Ceremony (variable timing). Formal ceremony for new or renewing mercenaries.
  11. Magha Zarador (মাঘ জারাডর) - Cold Fire/Inner Strength (January)

    • A time for rigorous training and spiritual strengthening in the heart of winter.
    • Tygerian New Dawn - 1st of Magha Zarador. Celebrated with rituals focusing on strength, resilience, and hope for the coming year of service.
    • Pilgrimage to the Shrine of Waghoba (Waghoba Tirtha Yatra) (বাঘোবা তীর্থ যাত্রা) - 2nd - 15th of Magha Zarador. A significant pilgrimage seeking Waghoba's blessings for the year's challenges.
  12. Phalguna Xylonia (ফাল্গুন জাইলোনিয়া) - Blooming Joy/Farewell to Winter (February)

    • Final preparations for the upcoming campaigning season and strengthening of alliances before spring.
    • The Festival of Lovers (Prema Utsav) (প্রেম উৎসব) - 14th of Phalguna Xylonia. Celebrates love and bonds, including the strong camaraderie within Tygerian units.
    • Navaratri of the Golden Goddess (Suvarna Devi Navaratri) (সুবর্ণ দেবী নবরাত্রি) - 20th - 22nd of Phalguna Xylonia. Honors Suvarna Devi, a figure embodying strength and strategic wisdom.
    • Basanta Divas (বসন্ত দিবস) - Lady Day - 25th of Phalguna Xylonia. Marks the midpoint towards spring, a time of hope and renewal before the full onset of campaigning.

Variable Celebrations:

  • Havishair Chandra Utsav (হভিশাইর চন্দ্র উৎসব) - Havishair Moon Festival: Celebrated by the Moon Elves and honored by Tygerians when the Havishair Moon is in orbit.
  • Vijaya Utsav (বিজয় উৎসব) - Victory Celebrations: Held as needed after significant military successes.
  • Vyapar Mela (व्यापार मेला) - Trade Festivals: Larger trade gatherings with allies, often seasonal.
  • Shapath Grahan Samaroh (শপথ গ্রহণ समारोह) - Oaths and Pledges Ceremony: Held at the Day of Choosing or before major campaign seasons.

Key Cultural Elements:

  • Market Day: Every Thorvos - Prithvi o Shasya Divas, facilitating trade with allies.
  • Coming-of-Age: The Great Turkey Hunt for hunters/warriors and the Day of Choosing for other professions.
  • Mercenary Culture: Deeply ingrained, influencing the rhythm of the year and the veneration of deities like Waghoba.
  • Remembrance of the Fallen: Honored on Shaheed Smriti Divas.
  • Storytelling and Oral Traditions: Essential for preserving history, honoring heroes, and maintaining cultural cohesion.

The Tygerian Isles boast a rich and dynamic calendar, reflecting their unique place in Zimrala and their vital role in the wider world. This intricate system of months, days, and celebrations provides a fascinating glimpse into the heart of this proud and capable people.


There you have it – the complete Tygerian Isles Calendar in blog post finnly from me! I have strived to include every detail and description. I hope you find it comprehensive and engaging!

Yours Captain Hedges


Sunday, March 30, 2025

 

Sunday Morning on the Porch: Coffee, New Beginnings, and the Whispers of Shame

The Louisiana air this Sunday morning is soft, carrying the gentle sounds of a new neighborhood in Shreveport. Sitting here on the porch of this new place, coffee warming my hands, there's a sense of quiet possibility. A fresh start. Yet, even in this hopeful setting, the echoes of past struggles, the whispers of that "anthem of shame," can sometimes try to creep in.



You know the tune: "You are what you've done." "The worst of what others say is true." "Your past defines your future." It's a melody that can feel particularly loud in moments of transition, when we're perhaps more vulnerable, more aware of the baggage we've carried.

Gazing out at the budding trees and the slow pace of a Sunday morning, it strikes me how contrary this anthem is to the very essence of what I'm learning in scripture. This new porch, this new chapter, feels like a physical manifestation of the fresh start God offers us spiritually.

The Bible doesn't shy away from the reality of our mistakes. It acknowledges the shame that can cling to us like morning mist. But it doesn't leave us there, stewing in self-condemnation. Instead, it offers a powerful counter-narrative, a melody of grace and redemption that drowns out the lies.

As I sip this coffee, Romans 8:1 resonates deeply: "Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus." No condemnation. Sitting here on this porch, that feels like a profound truth to hold onto. This new place isn't a chance to outrun our past, but rather a space to live in the freedom offered by a God who doesn't define us by our failures.

And it's not just about a clean slate from past actions. It's about the ongoing work of the Holy Spirit, our Counselor, who walks with us into these new beginnings. He doesn't stand on the sidelines, judging our every move. Instead, He gently guides, comforts, and reminds us of our true identity in Christ.

He's the quiet voice whispering truth when the anthem of shame tries to rise again. He reminds me that this new place, this new day, is an opportunity to walk in the forgiveness that has already been offered. He helps me to see myself not through the lens of past mistakes, but through the loving gaze of my Father.

Perhaps you're reading this from your own porch this Sunday morning, wherever that may be. Maybe you're also carrying the weight of past regrets or the sting of others' judgments. I want to encourage you, as I encourage myself here in Shreveport, to listen for a different song.

Listen for the gentle whisper of the Holy Spirit, your Counselor, reminding you:

  • Your past does not have to define your future. This new day, this new season, is filled with God's grace.
  • You are loved and accepted, not because of what you've done, but because of who you are in Christ.
  • The Holy Spirit is with you, offering comfort, guidance, and the strength to break free from the lies of shame.

This Sunday morning let's breathe in the fresh air of God's forgiveness and the hope of new beginnings. Let's allow the Holy Spirit to counsel our hearts, replacing the heavy chords of shame with the liberating melody of grace.

May this day, wherever you find yourself, be a reminder that you are not alone, you are loved, and you are being made new.

From my new porch in Shreveport, wishing you a blessed Sunday.

Yours Captain Hedges

Part 3 of our Count Down to April Fool's Day

 Blog Post 3: Beyond the Bells: Chester the Jester's Unexpected Wisdom and Troll-World Triumphs (and Tribulations)

Greetings, Esteemed Explorers of Lore and Laughter!





Welcome back to our ongoing saga of Chester the Jester and his rather unique tenure in the court of the Tyger King. In our previous chronicles, we witnessed Chester's chaotic yet captivating arrival and the surprising establishment of his role as royal fool. Today, we delve deeper into the notion that Chester is far more than just a purveyor of peculiar pranks and questionable songs. Prepare to discover the moments when the bells fall silent, and the unexpected wisdom of a Gristlegim dwarf from Troll world shines through, alongside a glimpse into his… enthusiastic attempts to share his cultural heritage. Chester the Jester, therefore, was proving to be far more than just a source of amusement. He was an unconventional advisor, a purveyor of unexpected wisdom, and a walking (and often tripping) ambassador of a bizarre and fascinating culture. His presence in the Tyger King's court was a constant reminder that intelligence comes in many forms and that sometimes, the greatest insights can be found when you least expect them, often delivered with a side of peculiar Troll-world charm. Join us as we uncover the moments when Chester's seemingly foolish exterior gave way to surprising brilliance and the hilariously mixed results of his attempts to share the wonders of Troll world with the inhabitants of Zimrala.

Glimmers of Insight: When the Jest Held Truth

While Chester's days were often filled with juggling luminous fungi and telling jokes that teetered on the edge of comprehensibility, there were moments when his seemingly random pronouncements held a surprising depth of insight. During a particularly tense debate among the King's advisors regarding a trade dispute with a neighboring kingdom, Chester, who was ostensibly entertaining himself in a corner with a collection of squeaky Troll-world toys, suddenly piped up.

"Why argue over the shinies, oh wise-looking long-noses?" he squeaked in his surprisingly high-pitched voice. "If both sides think their shinies are the best, maybe the real shiny is the friendship you don't break trying to count them all."

The room fell silent. The advisors, accustomed to Chester's usual brand of silliness, were taken aback by the unexpected simplicity and underlying wisdom of his statement. The Tyger King, ever perceptive, pondered Chester's words and realized the truth in his seemingly childish observation. Perhaps focusing on the long-term relationship was more valuable than haggling over every last trinket.

On another occasion, when the court was plagued by a series of minor thefts that baffled the royal guard, Chester, after observing the comings and goings with a keen (if somewhat cross-eyed) gaze, pointed out that the culprit was likely the seemingly timid scullery maid who always carried an oversized apron. When questioned, the maid confessed, admitting she used the large apron to discreetly pocket small valuables. Chester's reasoning? "The loudest bird isn't always the one hiding the shiniest worm." His unconventional way of thinking often allowed him to see what others, blinded by expectation or prejudice, overlooked.

Sharing the Wonders of Troll World (Sometimes with Disastrous Results)

Being a proud Gristlegim dwarf, Chester naturally felt a desire to share the rich cultural heritage of Troll world with his new acquaintances. These attempts, however, often led to… memorable, if not entirely successful, outcomes.

Take, for instance, his attempt to introduce "Gloomroot Stew," a Troll delicacy said to bring inner peace and unparalleled digestive… activity. The resulting aroma permeated the castle for days, and those brave enough to sample it experienced a range of unsettling side effects, none of which seemed to involve inner peace.

Then there was the "Trollish Lullaby," a series of guttural croaks and rhythmic belly slaps intended to soothe the royal infants. It instead resulted in a chorus of terrified wails that echoed through the castle halls, and Chester was politely (but firmly) requested to refrain from further demonstrations of Trollish childcare practices.

His attempts at "Troll-Ball," a game involving throwing a surprisingly resilient (and occasionally biting) fungal orb, also proved less popular than anticipated, particularly after a stray throw knocked a visiting dignitary's wig into the royal fishpond.

Learning and Laughing Across Worlds

Despite the occasional cultural clashes and minor catastrophes, Chester's attempts to share his heritage, however misguided, often brought moments of unexpected laughter and a greater understanding between the inhabitants of Zimrala and the peculiar customs of Troll world. The Tyger King, in particular, found a strange fascination in Chester's tales of his homeland, often requesting (and occasionally regretting) detailed descriptions of Trollish life.

The Unconventional Advisor

Chester the Jester, therefore, was proving to be far more than just a source of amusement. He was an unconventional advisor, a purveyor of unexpected wisdom, and a walking (and often tripping) ambassador of a bizarre and fascinating culture. His presence in the Tyger King's court was a constant reminder that intelligence comes in many forms and that sometimes, the greatest insights can be found when you least expect them, often delivered with a side of peculiar Troll-world charm.

Next Time On Our Blog...

In our final installment, we'll tie everything together with the spirit of April Fool's Day. We'll explore how Chester the Jester, with his unique blend of Trollish trickery and unexpected cleverness, might approach the day of playful pranks on Zimrala.

Stay tuned, fellow gamers and readers, for the grand finale of our initial foray into the world of Chester the Jester!

Wrestling with God: When the Mat Becomes an Altar

 

Wrestling with God: When the Mat Becomes an Altar

Angel of the Lord By Angela Head


Good morning, dear readers. It's Sunday morning here in Shreveport, Louisiana, and today's post is a deeply personal reflection on my own wrestling match – not the kind with takedowns and pinfalls, but the one I've had, and continue to have, with God.

The roar of the crowd, the sweat stinging my eyes, the primal energy of two bodies locked in a test of strength – for years, this was my church. The wrestling ring, the squared circle, the canvas where stories of triumph and defeat unfolded under the bright lights. But as I stand now, sidelined by a heart that can no longer endure the strain, I find myself reflecting on a different kind of wrestling, a deeper grapple – the one I've had, and continue to have, with God.

For a long time, the wrestling ring felt like my domain. I was the master of my narrative, the architect of my victories (and sometimes, the stoic recipient of my losses). It was a world of tangible effort, of cause and immediate effect. You trained harder, you studied your opponent, you executed the moves with precision, and hopefully, your hand was raised in the end. God, in that world, felt somewhat distant, a figure to acknowledge on Sundays, perhaps, but not someone you necessarily tangled with in the heat of the moment.

Yet, the very essence of wrestling, the struggle, the pushing against resistance, mirrors in a strange way our relationship with the Divine. How many times have I felt like I was in a grueling match with God? Pinned down by circumstances I couldn't escape, thrown for a loop by life's unexpected slams? The heart attacks and strokes that ended my career felt like a brutal, unfair takedown right here in Shreveport. Where was the divine intervention then? Why would a passion, a skill I honed with years of dedication in gyms across this city, be so violently ripped away?

Just like in a wrestling match, when you're down, you have a choice. You can stay there, defeated, letting the referee count you out. Or you can dig deep, find a reserve of strength you didn't know you possessed, and fight your way back to your feet. My forced retirement initially left me on the mat, staring at the lights of despair in my own home here in Shreveport. I questioned everything, including my faith. Had I not lived a life that honored God? Had I not given my all, both in and out of the ring in venues throughout this region? The silence felt deafening, like the hushed anticipation of a crowd waiting for the final bell at the Municipal Auditorium.

But wrestling also taught me about resilience, a quality I learned in the hard-knocks world of professional wrestling. It ingrained in me the understanding that even in defeat, there's something to be learned. You analyze the match, you identify your weaknesses, and you come back stronger. This mindset, homed in the crucible of the ring in Shreveport and beyond, has slowly begun to shape my spiritual wrestling.

Instead of seeing my struggles as God being against me, I'm starting to see them as a different kind of hold, a challenge to grow stronger in my faith right here in Shreveport. The loss of my wrestling career, the heartbreak in past relationships with women I met in this city – these are the formidable opponents I now face outside the ring, on the very streets I walk every day as a homeless person. And just like I studied my adversaries in wrestling, I'm now trying to understand the lessons embedded in these trials as I navigate my new life in Shreveport.

The anger, the frustration, the feeling of being pinned down by circumstances – these are real emotions that I grapple with daily in my new life Shreveport. Just as I wouldn't ignore a searing pain in the ring, I can't ignore these feelings in my spiritual life. It's about acknowledging the struggle, the wrestling, the honest questions I have for God as I live in this Louisiana city. Why this? Why now? What is the purpose in Shreveport?

Perhaps the mat, once a place of physical combat in arenas across the country, is now transforming into an altar right here in my heart in Shreveport. A place where I bring my raw emotions, my frustrations, my unanswered prayers, and lay them before God. It's not always a pretty picture. Sometimes it's a messy, tear-stained surrender that happens in the quiet of my Shreveport home. But just like a wrestler seeks to gain leverage and find a better position, I'm learning to seek God's perspective in the midst of my struggles as I live in this community.

The discipline I learned in training – the commitment, the perseverance, the reliance on something bigger than myself (my coaches, my training partners in Shreveport) – these are now being applied to my faith. My discipleship class at 3:18 Church here in Shreveport, the fellowship with others in this city, the guidance of Pastor Matthew Tyson – these are my new training partners, helping me to strengthen my spiritual muscles right here at home.

Wrestling with God isn't about winning or losing in the traditional sense I understood in the ring. It's about the engagement, the honest confrontation, the willingness to stay in the match even when it feels overwhelming here in Shreveport. It's about trusting that even when I feel like I'm on my back, God's grace can be the unseen hand that helps me find my footing again in this city I call home.

The roar of the crowd may have faded for my wrestling career, but the quiet whispers of faith are beginning to resonate within me here in Shreveport. The mat may no longer be my primary stage, but the arena of my heart is where the real wrestling is taking place – a wrestle with God that I believe, in the end, will lead not to defeat, but to a deeper, more resilient faith right here in Shreveport, Louisiana.

My journey in the squared circle, and now my deeper wrestle with God, finds echoes in the ancient texts, particularly in the stories of Samson's tumultuous battles and Jacob's mysterious encounter with the divine. These narratives offer profound insights into my own struggles – the desire to do right, the allure of a demanding lifestyle, and the constant tension between my faith and the vices that once held me captive, even here in Shreveport.

Wrestling with God: Finding Strength in Scripture and the Shadows of Samson and Jacob


Samson: Strength, Temptation, and the Price of Compromise
Samson, a man gifted with incredible strength by God for a specific purpose – to deliver Israel from the Philistines – resonates deeply with my experiences in professional wrestling. The roar of the crowd fueled a sense of power, a feeling of being set apart for something extraordinary in the wrestling world I knew. Just as Samson's strength was both a gift and a responsibility, my physical prowess and charisma in the ring allowed me to connect with audiences and build a career, even here in Shreveport.



However, Samson's story is also a cautionary tale of succumbing to temptation and the consequences of a lifestyle that strayed from God's path. His entanglements with foreign women, particularly Delilah, ultimately led to his downfall. This mirrors my own struggles with the vices that became intertwined with the demanding and often morally ambiguous world of professional wrestling, even in Shreveport. The constant travel, the pressure to maintain a certain image in the wrestling community, and the easy access to fleeting pleasures often led me down paths I knew were wrong, even in my own hometown.

  • Judges 14:1-3 (Samson's desire for a Philistine woman): "Then Samson went down to Timnah, and saw a woman in Timnah of the daughters of the Philistines. So he came up and told his father and mother, saying, 'I have seen a woman in Timnah of the daughters of the Philistines; now therefore, get her for me as a wife.' Then his father and mother said to him, 'Is there no woman among the daughters of your brethren, or among all our people, that you must go and take a wife from the uncircumcised Philistines?' And Samson said to his father, 'Get her for me, for she pleases me well.'" This passage reflects how desire, even when it goes against wise counsel and potentially God's will, can lead us down compromising paths, a truth I experienced in my own life and relationships here in Shreveport. The allure of what "pleases us well" in the moment can have long-term consequences, much like the temptations I faced in the wrestling world.   

  • Judges 16:19 (Samson's betrayal): "Then she lulled him to sleep on her knees and called for a man and had his seven locks of his head shaved off. Then she began to torment him, and his strength left him." Samson's vulnerability to temptation led to the loss of his physical strength, the very thing that defined him. Similarly, my entanglement with vices weakened my spiritual strength and created a distance between me and God, even in my daily life here in Shreveport. The lifestyle I embraced, while necessary for survival in the wrestling industry in some ways, ultimately stripped me of a deeper sense of purpose and peace in my own community.

Jacob Wrestling with God (The Angel of the Lord): A Struggle for Blessing


In the heart of the night, beneath a sky ablaze with stars, a solitary figure wrestled with an unseen force. This was not a man grappling with another man, but Jacob, patriarch of Israel, locked in a desperate struggle with the Angel of the Lord.

Jacob, known for his cunning and ambition, had spent his life pursuing his own desires. Yet, as he journeyed back to his homeland, a profound longing for God's blessing stirred within him. He sought not merely material wealth or power, but a deeper connection with the divine.

And so, he wrestled. Not with fists or swords, but with his very soul. He pleaded, he bargained, he clung to the mysterious being until the break of dawn. The Angel, in turn, tested Jacob's resolve, pushing him to his limits, demanding a surrender that went beyond mere words.

Finally, as the first rays of sunlight pierced the darkness, the Angel touched Jacob's hip, leaving him with a limp. But the pain was a small price to pay for what he had gained. Jacob, his name meaning "supplanter," had been transformed into Israel, a prince who had prevailed.

The story of Jacob's wrestling match is a powerful allegory for the human struggle for faith. It speaks to our deepest desires, our yearning for connection with the divine, and the challenges we face on our spiritual journeys. It reminds us that true blessing often comes at a cost, demanding our utmost commitment and unwavering determination.


The account of Jacob wrestling with a mysterious man (often interpreted as the Angel of the Lord or God himself) in Genesis 32 offers a different perspective on wrestling with the Divine, a struggle I now understand more deeply as I navigate my life in Shreveport. Jacob, a man who had schemed and striven throughout his life, wrestled not for victory in the traditional sense, but for a blessing.

  • Genesis 32:24-26 (Jacob's wrestling): "Then Jacob was left alone; and a Man wrestled with him until the breaking of day. Now when He saw that He did not prevail against him, He touched the socket of his hip and put Jacob’s hip out of joint as He wrestled with him. And He said, 'Let Me go, for the day breaks.' But he said, 'I will not let You go unless You bless me!'" Jacob's tenacity in holding onto the Angel, even when injured, speaks to the persistent struggle we often have with God, a persistence I recognize in my own prayers and questions here in Shreveport. My own wrestling with God over the loss of my career, the pain of past relationships in this city, and the weight of my past choices feels like this relentless clinging, this desperate plea for understanding and blessing as I live in this community.  

  • Genesis 32:28 (Jacob's new name): "And He said, 'Your name shall no longer be called Jacob, but Israel; for you have struggled with God and with men and have prevailed.'" Jacob's names change to Israel, meaning "he struggles with God," signifies a transformation born out of the wrestling match. My own forced retirement and the subsequent introspection here in Shreveport have led to a similar shift. The old identity of "the wrestler" is evolving into something new, something that hopefully reflects a deeper understanding of my faith and my relationship with God as I live in this city. The struggles I've endured, both in the ring and in my personal life in Shreveport, are shaping a new identity, one forged in the crucible of these battles right here at home.   

Finding Meaning in the Struggle in Shreveport:



My journey through the demanding world of professional wrestling often felt like a constant fight for survival, where the lines between right and wrong blurred in the pursuit of success and longevity, even within the wrestling scene here in Shreveport. The vices I succumbed to were, in part, a misguided attempt to cope with the pressures and the moral compromises the lifestyle sometimes demanded in this industry.


Now, sidelined from the ring here in Shreveport, I see these experiences through a different lens, informed by the stories of Samson and Jacob. Like Samson, I experienced the allure of a powerful identity and the consequences of straying from a path of righteousness. Like Jacob, I am now wrestling with God, not for earthly victory in the ring, but for spiritual understanding and blessing in my life here in Shreveport.

The wrestling ring may have been my former arena, but my life now in Shreveport is the new mat where this deeper struggle unfolds. By acknowledging my past, seeking God's guidance through scripture and community at 3:18 Church, and the Lovewell Center. Learning from the triumphs and failures of biblical figures like Samson and Jacob, I hope to find a new strength, a transformed identity, and ultimately, a deeper connection with the God I continue to wrestle with right here in Shreveport, Louisiana.