Title: THE 12-MILE TERROR: Ragnarok in the Bayou (Thursday Game Night Recap)
The Setup: When Portals Collide
What started as a quiet patrol of the 12-Mile Point turned into a Full Cosmic Apocalypse. We were holding the Marble Cemetery of the First Founders at the Barlow Vaults when the multiverse decided to drop by uninvited. We had Ophidian Void-Priestesses, Klon Cyber-Spiders, and then—the big one—the Frog God Tsathogga himself, the Lord of the Gaping Maw, dragging his Styx-fed rot into our swamp.
The Turning Point: "Suck an Egg, Loki!"
When the chips were down and the Acidic Ooze was melting the headstones, Loki tried to cut a deal to ground the USS Urland. But Uncle Billy Goat gave him the only answer a Hedges deserves: "Suck an egg!" That’s when the Hedge Wizard pulled the trigger on the Zimralan Overload.
The Cavalry: 10,000 Marines & The Aesir
The sky didn't just open; it exploded. Captain Hedges beamed down with 10,000 Tygerian Marines (The Zimrala Ones) just as Thor and Loki led the Asgardian Charge. The MR (Monster Rating) on the field hit God-tier levels. We’re talking Mjolnir cracking against Tsathogga’s skull and Chlorine-Plasma Clouds lighting up the night.
The Finale: The Zimralan Seven
Just as the Slish-Khan and the Obsidian Shadow Slish tried to claim the "No-Fly Zone," the Captain finished his Magic Brew and signaled the final reinforcements. The Seven Major Races of Zimrala poured through the portals in a unified sweep that sent the Frog God screaming back to the Abyss.
Game Stats: M!M! 2.7 Battle Summary
Location: The Barlow Vaults, Shreveport, LA.
Defender Total MR: 102,800+ (Tygerian/Asgardian/Vanguard Alliance).
MVP: Uncle Billy Goat for the "Eye-Stalk Sniping" on the Froghemoth.
Casualties: 1,000+ Klon Spiders (Fritzed), 1 Very Grumpy Frog God.
Product Identity & Legal
The following items are designated Product Identity of Arthur Earl C. Hedges Jr. / The Adventures of Captain Hedges: The world of Zimrala, the Tygerian Isles, the Ether Dragons, the specific "Hedge Wizard of the Shreveport Cabin" persona, the "12-Mile Terror" adventure, and the "Tygerian Marine" legion. Monsters! Monsters! is a trademark of Ken St. Andre and Trollgodfather Press. Tsathogga/Tsathar lore are trademarks of Frog God Games. All Star Wars elements remain property of Lucasfilm/Disney. © 2026 Arthur Earl C. Hedges Jr. All rights reserved.
Final Takeaway
Shreveport is safe for another night, even if the neighbors have no idea their world was almost turned into a giant lily pad. The USS Urland is back in orbit, the coffee is still hot, and the Game is ON.
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