🔔 EARL’S RINGSIDE REPORT: THE MONDAY MORNING AFTERMATH! 🔔
Posted by Earl | Monday, January 12, 2026 | 06:00 AM CST
GOOD MORNING, WRESTLING FANS AND FOOTBALL MANIACS!
I am still catching my breath from yesterday! This weekend wasn't just football; it was a ROYAL RUMBLE! We saw favorites fall,
You want the official scoreboard? You want the body count? Here is the OFFICIAL RECAP of the carnage that was Wild Card Weekend!we saw dynasties defend their turf, and we saw the playoff picture get shaken like a snow globe!
🥊 THE SCOREBOARD: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
SATURDAY’S SHOOTOUTS
The Heartbreak in Charlotte
Final Score: Rams 34 - Panthers 31
The Scoop: What a fight! The Carolina Panthers gave it everything they had, going blow-for-blow with the heavyweights! But in the end, the Rams hit a finisher in the closing seconds to steal the pin! The Cinderella story is over, but man, did the Panthers go down swinging!
The War on the Lakefront
Final Score: Bears 31 - Packers 27
The Scoop: The oldest rivalry in the business lived up to the hype! It was a slobberknocker at Soldier Field, but the Chicago Bears stood tall! They sent the Packers packing in a classic grudge match!
SUNDAY’S SLUGGERS
The Bills Mafia Raids the Jungle
Final Score: Bills 27 - Jaguars 24
The Scoop: I hate to report it, folks, but the Jacksonville Jaguars got caught! In a back-and-forth brawl, the Bills hit them with a steel chair when the ref wasn't looking! The Jags are out, and the Bills are moving on to face the champs!
The Upset Special
Final Score: 49ers 23 - Eagles 19
The Scoop: STUNNER! STUNNER! STUNNER! The San Francisco 49ers walked into Philly and silenced the crowd! A defensive masterclass sent the Eagles over the top rope and out of the playoffs!
The Defensive Stranglehold
Final Score: Patriots 16 - Chargers 3
The Scoop: It wasn’t pretty, it was a street fight! The New England Patriots dragged the Chargers into the deep water and drowned them! No touchdowns allowed for the Bolts! Belichick’s boys are moving on!
🔮 THE DIVISIONAL ROUND SNAPSHOT
The bracket is locked in, and the main events are set!
AFC MATCHUP #1: THE MILE HIGH BRAWL
Match: No. 6 Buffalo Bills at No. 1 Denver Broncos
The Scoop: Since the Bills are the lowest seed remaining, they have earned a date with the champs! The Denver Broncos are waiting for them at Mile High! Get ready, Denver, because the Bills are coming to town!
NFC MATCHUP #1: THE WEST COAST WAR
Match: No. 6 San Francisco 49ers at No. 1 Seattle Seahawks
The Scoop: It’s a bitter rivalry renewed! The Niners head north to face the well-rested Seahawks!
NFC MATCHUP #2: THE MONSTERS OF THE MIDWAY
Match: No. 5 Los Angeles Rams at No. 2 Chicago Bears
The Scoop: The Rams survived the Panthers, but now they have to go to Soldier Field to face the Bears!
AFC MATCHUP #2: WAITING FOR TONIGHT!
Match: Winner of Texans/Steelers at No. 2 New England Patriots
The Scoop: The Patriots are resting and waiting. Their opponent will be decided TONIGHT!
⏳ TONIGHT’S MAIN EVENT: MONDAY NIGHT RAW!
Houston Texans vs. Pittsburgh Steelers
Time: 8:00 PM ET
Stakes: WINNER TAKES ALL!
The Stipulation: The loser goes home! The winner books a flight to New England to face the Patriots in the Divisional Round!
This is the final piece of the puzzle, folks! Who wants it more? We find out tonight!
AND THAT’S THE BOTTOM LINE... 'CAUSE EARL SAID SO!
WOOOOOOO!
— Earl
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