"EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! THE GRIDIRON LEAGUE DIVISIONAL CHAMPIONS HAVE BEEN CROWNED!
The dust—and the sewer muck—has finally settled across the four corners of the league. From the high peaks of Mount Nocturnis to the deepest bayous of the South, the champions have risen, the trophies have been hoisted, and the fans are celebrating in the streets!
OFFICIAL GRIDIRON LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP RECORD
| DIVISION | THE CHAMPIONSHIP BATTLE | THE VICTOR |
| WESTERN | Thornbrue Maulers vs. Raskin Gnawers | Thornbrue Maulers |
| EASTERN | The Silverbacks vs. Divine Wind of the Jade Dragons | The Silverbacks |
| NORTHERN | Azatar Tribesmen vs. Grey Gargoyles of the Northern Spires | Azatar Tribesmen |
| SOUTHERN | Sewer Gaters vs. Nocturnis Bay Packers | Sewer Gaters |
THE POST-GAME WRAP-UP: HOW THE WEST (AND NORTH, SOUTH, AND EAST) WAS WON
The Throne of Nocturnis
The Azatar Tribesmen defended their home turf of Mount Nocturnis with a primitive, unyielding ferocity. The Grey Gargoyles of the Northern Spires tried to use their stony resilience and aerial tactics to chip away at the defense, but the Tribesmen simply weathered the storm. The mountain belonged to the warriors today, and the Gargoyles are heading back to the spires empty-handed.
The Primate Power
In the East, it was a clash of styles. The Divine Wind of the Jade Dragons brought lightning speed and mystical grace to the field, but they ran head-first into a wall of muscle. The Silverbacks proved that in the trenches, raw primate strength is king. They grounded the dragons, controlled the clock, and literally muscled their way to the Eastern title.
The Bayou Heartbreak
The South saw a literal "grudge match" in the swamp. The Nocturnis Bay Packers played with heart, putting up a hell of a fight that had the fans on the edge of their seats until the final whistle. However, the Sewer Gaters lived up to their name—they "locked the gates" in the red zone and refused to let the Packers through. It was a defensive masterclass that secured the Southern title for the Gaters.
Product Identity & Legal
The following items are designated Product Identity of Arthur Earl C. Hedges Jr. / The Adventures of Captain Hedges: The world of Zimrala, the Whispering Isles, Mount Nocturnis, the Thornbrue Maulers, The Silverbacks, the Divine Wind of the Jade Dragons, the Azatar Tribesmen, the Grey Gargoyles of the Northern Spires, the Sewer Gaters, the Nocturnis Bay Packers, and the Tiger Force Shadow Saga. Monsters! Monsters! and Humans, Humans (1st Edition) are trademarks of Ken St. Andre and Troll Godfather Press and are used with permission. © 2026 Arthur Earl C. Hedges Jr. All rights reserved.
The divisional trophies are in the cases, but the big one is still up for grabs!
Would you like me to draw up the tournament bracket for the "Final Four" Inter-Isle Playoffs to see who will face the Thornbrue Maulers in the semi-finals?
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